Words from President Obama

 

George Bush had his Colin Powell, and now Barak Obama has his Larry Summers.

Colin Powell sacrificed his integrity to give an eloquent speech at the UN, assuring the world of the threat posed by Saddam Hussein’s weapon’s of mass destruction. He of course had lots of doubts about it even as he spoke.

And now Larry Summers has told has said President Obama is a defender of free markets.

President Barack Obama’s chief economist on Friday defended White House economic policies against criticism that they amounted to “a kind of back-door socialism.”

In a speech to the Council on Foreign Relations in New York, National Economic Council Director Lawrence Summers said Mr. Obama’s interventions “will go with, rather than against, the grain of the market system.”

This of course is complete crap and he knows it, but just as with George Bush, the president needs his people to say things like that.

Summers is now going to have to live with this blot on his record just as Colin Powell has had to live with the one on his.

(I must admit that I was slightly swayed by Powell’s speech at the time. I am not in the least swayed by Summer’s speech. Neither of these men is among my favorite politicians, but I respect both of them enough to be saddened by what they had to do.)

 

This is just creepy. Yes, a speech can be an important and influential event, but for it to have such an impact so quickly? And how would a reporter have any possible way of knowing these things without doing extensive polling?

Why not just tell us what Obama said and what the crowd reaction was? That’s all we really know for now.

Washington Post headline: “Muslims Seem Won Over by President; U.S. Adversaries Unmoved.”

CAIRO, June 4 — President Obama’s choice of Egypt as the site of his address to the Muslim world endeared him to Egyptians, who are always proud to host a foreigner and show off their history.

That he came to downtown Cairo, instead of heading to the Sinai beach resorts where the country’s diplomatic gatherings are often held, told them he was serious about connecting on a personal level.

When he sprinkled his speech with words from the Koran and balanced support for Israel with a strong call for a Palestinian state, the deal was closed.

Maybe the Washington Post now hires clairovoyants as reporters?

 

Well, yes, I imagine he is. In the same category:

  • Bill Gates appears open to making money from software
  • Ann Coulter appears open to critizing “liberals.”
  • Ford Motor Company appears open to making some cars
  • The Reticulator appears open to making snarky comments about Obama’s lapdog media

Obama appears open to some health insurance mandates” (LA Times headline)

 

I suspect that Peter Wallsten and Robin Abcarian are two journalists who are just making stuff up — or else printing stuff that President Obama makes up. Here is some of what I mean.

In calling last month for “common ground” on abortion, President Obama launched his search for an unlikely political sweet spot — a popular stance on an issue that has long been dominated by extremes.

This is nonsense. Before Obama came along with his extremist anti-choice, pro-abortion policies, the country had reached an uneasy truce in the abortion wars — a compromise, even. Obama may have said at some time that he is looking for a common ground on abortion, but he says a lot of things. Reporters should keep in mind that this is the same guy who said he is not running an auto company.

But the slaying Sunday of Kansas abortion doctor George Tiller has raised the level of mistrust between the very factions that the White House has been trying to bring together.

How do these reporters know the level of mistrust has been raised. And how could the killing of Tiller do that even if it happened, when everybody except a few lone wackos wants his killer to be brought to justice the same as any other killer? The killer didn’t represent the anti-abortion crowd any more than President Obama’s extreme views represent the vast majority of those Americans who want abortion to be legal.

Tiller’s death is a “massive setback” in the search for common ground, said Cristina Page, a New York City author and abortion rights advocate. “It’s sort of like having a family member murdered and then being asked to make nice with the assassin’s family. It’s unnatural.”

Gee, how McCarthyite of her. Nice built-by-association in that “assassin’s family” phrase. OK, so maybe Obama isn’t the only extreme wacko on the pro-abortion side.

Ah, in reading further into the column, I see that the two journalists are at least good enough to quote some people who don’t buy their thesis in paragraph one.

There’s more, but I gotta run.

 

Not only does Obama have no exit strategy in his war on capitalism, but he has his own equivalent of a WMD rationale. This one is for a war on another front. Now he’s warning about vague cybersecurity threats as a rationale so he can be given great power to somehow protect the internet from these terrible threats.

And it’s ironic that on the same NetworkWorld page with an article that tries to drum up support for Obama’s newest war is this item over in the “Most Read” sidebar: “20 years after Tiananmen, China containing dissent online.”

 

“The Obama Administration has been whispering to the press that it could start selling its stake within a year to 18 months, and that it hopes to be out of the business entirely in five years.” (–WSJ Review & Outlook)

Yeah, and the Bush administration once hoped to be out of Iraq quickly, too. But “hope” is not the same as an exit strategy.

 

From Bloomberg.com: “No one is going to be more concerned about future deficits than we are,” Geithner told reporters on the way to two days of meetings that start today in China’s capital.”

Do we have some kind of trend in the making? First Obama says he doesn’t want to run a car company, which is really beside the point of whether he WILL run a car company. Now Geithner says the administration is going to be “concerned” about deficits, which doesn’t answer the question of whether it’s going to do something about future deficit. I would guess the latter is of more interest to the Chinese government than the Obama administration’s “concern,” whatever that is.

 

President Obama likes to have himself compared to Abraham Lincoln, but there is one area in which he is about as opposite to A. Lincoln as one can get. Lincoln was probably the best storytelling jokester among our presidents, while Obama is the leading contender for worst.

There was the one about a snow day in Washington D.C., which was merely stupid. At the time I suggested that if that was his idea of stand-up comedy, he should not quit his day job.

Then there was the one about the Special Olympics — a real belly-slapper from Mr. I-want-my-Supreme-Court-nominee-to-empathize.

Most recently he made a joke about using the IRS to punish people he doesn’t like. It’s like what they say about making a joke about your spouse having an affair: If it’s true, it’s not funny. If it’s not true, it’s not funny.

As Glenn Harlan Reynolds suggests, this comes after letting Timmy TurboTax get rewarded with a big salary for doing something that would get his new employes fired. To say nothing of the fact that if IRS employees made jokes like this for the purpose of making a threat (and all jokes are partly serious) they could be fired for it.

And now David Axelrod is getting in on the act.

In Gerald J. Prokopowicz’s book about Lincoln, he points out that Lincoln’s jokes relied on context. He says his least favorite Lincoln question is one that asks which is the funniest joke:

Humor tends to be specific to its time and place, and what seemed funny to the nineteenth often falls flat in the twenty-first. To make matters worse, Lincoln’s jokes were not stand-alone sound bites. They relied heavily on context. Lincoln’s speeches to the Scott Club of Springfield in 1852, for example, are the funniest things he ever wrote. They had the audience shrieking with laughter — I still find it difficult to read them without snorting audibly — but to get to the good parts you have to read several pages of setup, and once you get there the punch lines don’t work unless you already know something about Franklin Pierce, Winfield Scott, and Lincoln’s relationship with Stephen Douglas.

Hmmm. 1852. I have a Spokesrider article about a joke-telling session that took place in that year. And it, too, involved Franklin Pierce and Winfield Scott. But I digress.

Context may have been necessary for Lincoln’s jokes, but context is not Obama’s friend. And Obama doesn’t have to wait a couple of centuries for his jokes to fall flat.

Which reminds me, here’s a one-liner joke that some have attributed to Lincoln, though I wouldn’t want to wager any money that it really is one he invented:

Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.

 

Obama then:

Issues are never simple. One thing I’m proud of is that very rarely will you hear me simplify the issues.

Obama now:

Mr. Obama’s recent courtship of Republicans gave way to blunt derision of their ideas for the stimulus, as he tried to raise the political pressure to pass a measure with a price tag of over $900 billion in the Senate.

Republican proposals are “rooted in the idea that tax cuts alone can solve all our problems, that government doesn’t have a role to play, that half measures and tinkering are somehow enough, that we can afford to ignore our most fundamental economic challenges,” the president said in an address at the Department of Energy Thursday. “Those ideas have been tested, and they have failed.”

(The “Obama then” statement is from page 92 of Pocket Obama.)

 

Pocket Obama (page 47):

My faith is one that admits some doubt

But not, apparently, about his huge stimulus package. News item:

President Obama abruptly changed tactics Wednesday in his bid to revive the economy, setting aside his bipartisan stance and pointedly blaming Republicans for demanding what he cast as discredited “piecemeal measures.”

Related news article: “Is President Barak Obama still Smoking“?

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