May 212008

I really, truly did LOL at this one from the Postmodern Conservative, about the idea that with Hillary as Vice President, Bill could be appointed to her Senate seat.

‘Two for the price’ of one sucked eggs back in 1992. Without Hillary, Bill would have avoided both of the signature embarrassing failures of his Presidency: health care and adultery. Like the boy on the playground who’s a little too old for his grade, there is no safe public place to put Bill Clinton; he will always be looking for someone’s sandbox to traipse through, some game of hopscotch to mess up, some skirt on the monkeybars to find himself standing under.

Maybe it struck me as funny now because back in the day I used to compare Bill Clinton’s thugs to playground bullies who push little kids to the ground and taunt them for not being able to stand up and walk.